{"product_id":"ridiculous-customer-complaints-and-other-statements-paperback","title":"Ridiculous Customer Complaints (and Other Statements) - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDavid Loman\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The customer is always right\" or so anyone who has ever worked in any service industry is repeatedly told. In this book I have set out prove that statement is completely untrue and in fact with customers like these then maybe the opposite could be said.So sit back, grab your self a drink perhaps an alcoholic one if you feel that way inclined and enjoy some of the strangest, ridiculous and most outrageous complaints and statements from all walks of life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDavid Loman is a 42 year old writer who resides on an island, sadly not an idyllic Caribbean one but one that is 30 miles from London and called Canvey Island. He is currently working on a follow up to his well received book \"Ridiculous Customer Complaints.\" He is also busy beavering away at a set of children's novels entitled \"My friends are HISTORY!\" and really could do with an illustrator to assist with these. You can contact him at ridiculouscomplaints@gmail.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 40\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.08 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 20, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67986057199768,"sku":"9781502872951","price":14.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/8830\/4024\/files\/qn_Vyl3LdE9781502872951.webp?v=1794538385","url":"https:\/\/thepinkflamingobookstore.com\/products\/ridiculous-customer-complaints-and-other-statements-paperback","provider":"The Pink Flamingo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}