{"product_id":"my-dads-a-warlock-and-im-on-probation-paperback","title":"My Dad's A Warlock and I'm On Probation - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eHarwood-Jones\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRule #1 of my magical probation: don't use your powers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRule #2: definitely don't sneeze.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI broke both.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow my parents are stuck in a nightmare dimension full of teeth and geometry that hates you, and the only person offering to help is \u003cstrong\u003eMorgana le Fay\u003c\/strong\u003e - yes, evil sorceress, probable sky-burner, please-don't-let-her-out Morgana.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe plan?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1. Keep my maybe-crush from finding out she's basically a magical doomsday button.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2. Open a world-ending prison without ending the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf I pull it off? My parents come home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf I blow it? Bye-bye magic, bye-bye Earth, bye-bye me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, yeah. Totally fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing to worry about.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy are you looking at me like that?\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 214\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.45 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 22, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67845343641752,"sku":"9781069698544","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/8830\/4024\/files\/Zq3ciNq-Xf9781069698544.webp?v=1793368282","url":"https:\/\/thepinkflamingobookstore.com\/products\/my-dads-a-warlock-and-im-on-probation-paperback","provider":"The Pink Flamingo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}